Thursday, January 1, 2009

Toilet Paper

Yes, I am going to talk about Toilet Paper!


Can someone PLEASE tell me what the big deal is about replacing the toilet paper?

I mean really, when you are using the toilet and you use the last of it, replace it. Please do not leave the empty roll for the next person. The next person will not realize they need to get new TP until they have done their business and go to reach for it.

There is nothing more frustrating then doing your stuff and realizing the jerk before you (yes, it is probably someone in your family and they are a jerk for doing this to you!) left the empty roll. Now you must get up, drippy and all, and get some out of the closet. UGH.

What is worse? When you go to the closet or under the sink, and realize there is nothing! NOW WHAT??????

Oh I could go on and on. But as you see, this has recently happened to me. Not once, but twice the past 2 days!

I think I may steal all the TP and leave it all empty (in all 4 bathrooms!) and see what they do. Do you think they will learn their lesson? I bet not! You know what they will do? They will call me on their cell phones to bring them some! (yes, they have done that too!)

16 comments:

DiPaola Momma said...

Oh no sister girl there is one thing WORSE than the TP insult.. it's when the person before you, most likely someone who should have been potty trained for quite some time, leaves the "business" in the comode for YOU to deal with!!

ah family, gotta love em!

Karla said...

This definitely made me LOL...and I can relate!!! Thanks for the chuckle!!!

TanyaRocks said...

When they call just say- sorry I do not have a square to spare! Ala Seinfeld.

Blissful Babe said...

Doh! I hate that. You feel so desperate and hopeless when you're out of TP.

Happy New Year!

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

LOL I'm with you!!!

Lisa and Curtis said...

LMFAO That is the funniest thing. I don't get it either! Between that and pee around the toilet, I'm ready to put a lock on the door and make them do their business outside. hahaha

Stephanie said...

LOL! I just said 2 days ago that since the kids have been on break and everyone is home we go through a roll a day AND I am always the one sitting on the pot with no paper. We're going to vacation in a cabin in 2 days and the paperwork says they only supply 2 rolls of paper. I think we'll have to bring at least 6 rolls for our 3 days there.

Sarah said...

Too funny..and they call u from their cell phones...i am still laughing!

Cathy said...

Stopping by from SITS! I have left the empty roll on the toilet paper holder (I know, I know), but my husband has left the toilet unflushed SEVERAL times....I think that absolves me!!

Tiffany said...

Sometimes, I think I'm the only person in my house who will replace the toilet paper roll.

Rebecca Jo said...

aaahh - wonder how many arguements have began over toilet paper?

feather k said...

ha...yes...you have said what I have thought several times...that is funny with the cell phone...I've been guilty of texting people who are just in another room...found you on SITS...

just the five of us said...

LOL...There was a letter to Dear Abby about this once! So funny. I am glad my children haven't called me on the phone to get them a roll.

Melanieshea said...

LOL...This was too funny! Speaking of TP, we are currently out and using paper towels...LOL...Going in the morning to get some, ha.

SuZ said...

We have TONS of people in and out of our house all day long and we go through soooooo sooooo much toilet paper it's ridiculous!! Egh... damn toilet paper.

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL...done the drippy thing. And you're right...WHY can't they replace it!