The girl drives me bonkers.
I put her to bed. 10 minutes later she is screaming "MAMA!! MAMA!!"
I am thinking she has to pee. So I charge up the stairs.
You know why she was screaming?
"Mama, I have a snooger on my finger!"
Yes, she had a big ole booger on her finger and needed to get rid of it.
At least she didn't eat!